* Cold Beer: $2.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile,
The old golfer leans over the bar:
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile saying:
"The old golfer leans closer towards her left ear and says softly,... "Go wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger."