One day, a man who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. 

As the speck gets closer and closer, he sees from the surf that it is a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman on a surfboard wearing only a wet suit and a hair barrette. She approaches the stunned guy and says to him,

"Tell me, how long has it been since you have had a cigarette?" "Ten years" replies the stunned man.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,"Man, oh Man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you have had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you have played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs:

"Oh, ! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!?"